I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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