The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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