I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
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