Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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