Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
we should paint friendship bongs
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