I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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