You really coming over, don't trick.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
