Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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