guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Randomize
