I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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