new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
