Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
tell me about the eggs
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