Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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