in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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