White coat. Heels.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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