if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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