Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I intend to get homeless drunk
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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