Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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