3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
