she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
