My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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