I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
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