Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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