So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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