also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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