and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Randomize
