I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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