And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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