Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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