Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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