just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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