Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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