No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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