lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he shaved USA in his pubs
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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