Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
we're so committed to being not committed
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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