Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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