I wannas sexs uuuuu
I could make wine with my vomit
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
My vagina is officially offended.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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