I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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