Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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