Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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