In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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