did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
my poor anus
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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