I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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