So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
She needs sedatives and a leash
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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