I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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