Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
