Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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