Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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