we have officially lost it.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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