Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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