Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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