Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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